The Rock Relic

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by Chuck Hinson on May 19th, 2008

Hmph … looks like that half-million-dollar gig I toldja about a few posts back was just small change compared to what’s really comin’ up for the Rocket Man.
Y’see, he’s accepted a deal to do a one-hour show … for a Russian businesswoman … for … (ya ready?) … $5,200,000 (right! Five-point-two million bucks)!
He’ll be performing for her in the Fall of this year. (Geez … hope the check doesn’t bounce!)

Oh … remember when I toldja about Zak Starkey leaving Oasis? Well, he’s already been replaced! The fourth drummer of this embattled ensemble is Chris Sharrock, formerly with singer Robbie Williams.
Hmmm … wonder how long he’ll last?

AYBS: DEAR SEXY KNICKERS (Pt. 3; Conclusion)

FOREHEAD BREAKTHROUGH

WHOA!! Sorta sounds like an intense thought, huh? Actually, from the number of emails comin’ through RelicMail, there are quite a few who wanna get in touch with each other, to trade thoughts, ideas and more on the lads.
Sooooo … I’ve sent out a blanket email (you know whutImean … CCs, BCCs, AC-DCs and stuff) so if they wanna get in touch (wellll, mebbe not the AC-DC thing … sounds a bit shocking!) they can pen others on the list. Natch, I gave ‘em all a “heads-up” with the rog (huh? Oh … ol’ ROG?? Means rules of game of course: no ulterior motives, cussing, spitting or throwing cups onto the arena floor …)

Now … since I’m stillll at the uni library (and if that PC ain’t fixed soon, they’re gonna enroll me here. Well, at least it ain’t the Army Recruitment Office! Anyway, it’s “in the shop” now), gotta sign off for the time bein’.
So, until tomorrow (at the latest), remember:
Keep your eyes on the skies, your feet on the ground, your heart with the music … and I’ll see ya on the flip side.