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The Rock Relic

July 19th, 2008

The Beat Goes On … (and more stuff)

Awwww, c’mon … ya didn’t really think yer Uncle Relic would just go “belly up” when he heard the news, didja?? Hey … there are still a few more runs left in this pony, so why not ride it??
After that? Just gimme a shout-out and I’ll letcha know the new home of […]

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July 7th, 2008

Peace & Love at High Noon Today (and some more stuff!)

ATTENTION: ROCKITEERS!! As you know, today’s Ringo Starr’s birthday. And, as you know, he stands for “peace and love”. So, for his birthday, he’s asking this:
AT TWELVE NOON, EVERYBODY TAKE A MOMENT TO FLASH THE “PEACE” SIGN AND SAY,
PEACE AND LOVE
AS LOUD AS YOU’RE ALLOWED!!
Hey … we’ve tried everything else to […]

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August 15th, 2007

Facing Th’ Facts …

Okay … some of you’ve asked how KISS’ Gene Simmons looked after his plastic surgery, sooooooooo … (incidentally, this is two weeks after-the-fact!  Pretty cool, right?)
 Y’know, I’ve heard a lot of people dissing the “knife”, usually with the “if Gawd wandchu ta hava purdy face or bawdy, he’da GIVE ya won!”  Dude, if there was ever a […]

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August 4th, 2007

KISSing a “Dominatrix”

Face it, rockaholics:  like death, taxes and Jehovah’s Witnesses, ya can’t escape KISS rocker and wundervoller Vater Gene Simmons! He’s the merchandise maven of KISS (which, in case you’re wonderin’, qualifies for citizenship in Relicville; they’ve been together since 1973!), has his hand (and the rest of his physical presence) in A&E’s smash hit, Gene Simmons’ Family […]

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